(a.k.a. the "Please Don't Sue Us, Just Get to Safety" Agreement)
Welcome to No Hype Weather! We're glad you're here, and even gladder that you're taking severe weather seriously — because so do we. Before you dive in, here's the deal, in plain English. No fine-print gymnastics, we promise.
Good with that? Great. Here's the fuller (still short) version.
No Hype Weather pulls together weather data and alerts to help you stay informed about severe weather nearby. We built it because we genuinely care about keeping people safe — but we are not meteorologists standing on your roof with a radar gun, and we cannot control the weather (we have tried asking nicely; the atmosphere is unmoved).
Forecasting severe weather is part science, part educated guessing, and part "well, the atmosphere does what it wants." Storms can form, shift, strengthen, or vanish faster than any app — ours included — can track. We do not guarantee that our alerts will be complete, accurate, or delivered in time to be useful.
Using No Hype Weather doesn't transfer your judgment, safety, or well-being to us — that stays with you, always. During severe weather:
No Hype Weather is provided "as is" and "as available," with no warranties of any kind — express, implied, or the kind your lawyer wishes we'd offer. We don't promise the app will be error-free, always available, perfectly secure, or immune to the occasional software gremlin.
We are not liable for any injury, death, property damage, lost plans, or generally bad day resulting from:
To the fullest extent permitted by law, our total liability to you for anything related to the app is limited to the amount you paid to use it — and if you're using it for free, well, you can see where that math ends up.
We may update these terms from time to time (hopefully not mid-tornado-warning). Continuing to use the app after changes means you accept the updated terms.
Reach out at [email protected] with any questions about these terms. If you're in the middle of a weather emergency right now, though — close this app and go find shelter first. We'll still be here once the storm passes.
Paid subscriptions. No Hype Weather offers optional paid subscriptions that unlock premium features. The basic app remains available without a subscription. Current plans:
Prices may vary by country and may include applicable taxes. The price shown in the app before you buy is the price you pay.
Payment. Payment is charged to your Apple ID account (App Store) or your Google Play account at confirmation of purchase. All billing is handled by Apple or Google. We never see or store your payment card details.
Automatic renewal. Your subscription automatically renews at the end of each billing period at the then-current price unless you turn off auto-renew at least 24 hours before the end of the current period. Your account will be charged for renewal within 24 hours before the current period ends. Auto-renewal is how the subscription keeps working without interruption. It is not a trick, but we want you to know about it up front.
How to cancel. You can manage or cancel your subscription anytime:
Deleting the app does not cancel your subscription. If you cancel, you keep premium access until the end of the period you already paid for, and you won't be charged again.
Refunds. Payments are non-refundable, and we do not provide refunds or credits for partial subscription periods or unused features, except where required by law. Because Apple and Google process all payments, refund requests must go through them:
Price changes. If we change subscription prices, we will notify you in advance as required by Apple or Google. Where required, you'll be asked to accept the new price before it applies. If you don't agree, you can cancel before the change takes effect.
Founders pricing. Founders subscribers keep the $99.99/year rate for as long as their subscription stays active without interruption. If a Founders subscription is canceled or lapses, re-subscribing will be at the then-current price.
Changes to features. We may add, change, or remove features over time. A subscription gives you access to premium features as they exist during your subscription period. It is not a promise that any specific feature will be available forever. Weather is unpredictable, and so is software development.
By using No Hype Weather, you agree to these terms. Stay safe out there — we track the weather, but we don't control it.